Sep
21st

New SMS mobile fun

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Well since today is ending the summer we will be publishing some SMS's that we were collecting during those days and for that section of messages is not left behind.

1-Police have found the body of a man without a brain, and with a small penis. Confirm that these well -

2 - Scientific studies indicate the organ ke sick is the penis pq has 2 tumors, many varices, a cut on his head, back lot and then faint.

3 - You like q soben you, you rub q, q makes you sweat? Feeling the breath, get to the bottom, upload, download ...? So from now ... USE THE BUS

4 - Why I want, I get hot, wet me with your mouth, I enjoy, and when you just me, me and strip me trampled. I'm your only vice. Signature: Your cigarette

5 - You will be informed of their q sexual this negative balance with a deficit of 150 powders. We suggest recharge before 10 days or sexual activity will be turned off

6 - Q q if we do something a lot of heat, we have days tucked up in bed, q us covering the body of sweat ... q if we get the flu?

7 - Vend mvil Pre-owned, precisely to cnvenir, TDS ls extras. Failure of a key per n is almost nta. Ask pr Pac Lpez.

8 - I have a doll full of hashish, which gets coca and also speed. The bears feast and I emborracho, now just like me smoke reefer

9 - I wish, to arrastrarte What are the kama, make you sweat shake your body to burn till ke I have. I'm waiting. Always yours, influenza

10 - If I am you are A and B, shit we are the same shit. Both are in the dictionary!

Tags: funny messages, mobile, mobile phones, SMS, phone

December
18th

A few SMS to send this Christmas

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Here I leave with you a few Sms for this Christmas. A hard to give tamagochi ....

"Data DGT very worrying, they say that 23% of traffic accidents are caused by alcohol consumption. That means the other 77% of the accidents are caused by the sons of bitches who drink water, juices, soft drinks and other queers. Al parrot with the abstemious! HAPPY 2007! "

"When I was born I had to choose between a big penis and a great memory and now I do not remember if I have congratulated the holidays. Happy 2007! "

"Notice to all people: the sham of Peace and Love has ended. Save the prawns, insult to their brothers-in-law and Dissolve. "

"Congratulations! Nestle announced that it has been winner of the weight of his penis in chocolate ... You will receive your lacasito. HAPPY YEAR! "

"Investor Council for the year 2007. Tatúese a Euro in the penis and enjoyment of 5 advantages: 1) You will see their investment grow. 2) You will enjoy moving their money. 3) Do not mind that his wife will eat your savings. 4) Just as you choose to protect your investment. 5) Just decide where you put it. "

"If you see Noche de Reyes Gaspar was naked and gets into your bed, explain that what you asked for was a" volvo "... Merry Christmas!"

"The puticlub LOVELY wished him happy new year to their best customers. Signed: Toni, Juani, Agata, Merchi, Bruno and all who work for you. Guarro Congratulations! "

"Congratulations, you've been selected to pull the sleigh of Santa Claus this Christmas Eve. Within a short period a pass by his house elf medirle for the horns. Merry Christmas! "

"Happy new year, prosperous and good brick housing developments. Signed: The gang Malaya "

- | HUMOR AND MUCH MUCH messing around | --

Tags: messing around, year-end, humor, messaging, mobile, laughter, Christmas sms

Nov
29th

Aggressive monkeys stolen mobile and attacked houses in northeastern India

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Monkeys

Monkeys out of control to attack the inhabitants of an area northeast of India to steal his mobile phone and broke into houses to take drinks from the refrigerator. The monkeys have been much closer to cities in recent years by reducing the forest area.

'Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my jurisdiction, stealing mobile phones, toothpastes and bebiéndose coffee after having opened the refrigerator', counting the deputy Hiren Das last Saturday before the Parliament of the State of Assam. According to him, even primates have reached 'a slap women when they tried to miss the houses'.

'It's a matter of great concern in my area, which currently have become aggressive and more than 1,000 monkeys, "he added Goneswar Das, another deputy who represents the district of Raha. The minister of Assam Wildlife, Rockybul Hussain, announced the formation of a committee to study the problem.

- | PAGE jokes and all sorts of messing around | --

Tags: assault, messing around, houses, humor, india, monkeys, mobiles, news curious, steal