A doctor was sitting in a chair in his office, after having sex with his patient ... Thinking about what he had done, his conscience he repeated: 'But as I did that ... That shame, I have lost all professional ethics ! '
Soon to be guilty of their acts, noting that on his right shoulder, a devil who tells him:
-Don 't be foolish ... Listen to me. Exaggeration THERE A NUMBER OF HAVING SEX WITH MEDICAL ITS
PATIENTS .... What do you think? WHAT YOU ARE THE ONLY .... Listen to me ... .. WHAT IS THE MOST OF THE NATURAL WORLD ...
The doctor convinced nods: 'You're right, if I did not do anything wrong. " When you stop saying that, in his other shoulder
an angel appears and it replicates the ear:
ANIMAL-TO YOU! Jackass,
VE-RI-TE-NA-RI-O!
Tags: messing around, Jokes, humor, doctors, vets
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Emergency medical service at a seaside resort town called
desperate tourists:
- Help! I fell asleep in the sun face up on the beach and now I'm burnt all over! What can I do?
- Tonight, at bedtime, replied the doctor-spread throughout his body with a cream of Aloe Vera, take 2 tablets of Viagra and, of course, sleep face up.
- What's Aloe Vera and sleep face up, I understand, but for ...
what the 2 tablets of Viagra?.
And Dr. He replied: To make the blanket will not touch the body ...
Tags: Jokes, curiosity, humor, medical conditions, burns, summer
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A professor of Medicine this first year of giving their students the first
lesson on autopsies in the morgue and said to them:
"To do an autopsy, there are two basic elements: first, do not have
no disgust. "
At that time, the teacher introduces a finger into the anus of the dead and then
This sucks. Below asks students to do the same and then
a bit fearful of silence, they begin to obey.
When all the students have finished with disgust sucking fingers, the
Professor continues:
"The second element is a very acute sense of observation: I
METI my ring finger, but I suck the index. "
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Tags: autopsies, messing around, Jokes, forensics, humor, medical
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