Sep
15th

The black body

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Hello friends, after three semanitas holiday we are again back with you all, with the batteries charged and much new content. To get started you leave a chistecito.

Three women, one with a secret lover, the second with a boyfriend, and
the third married, they decide to test a technique of seduction. Decide that
the three, the same night, used bodies of black leather, needle heels of 20
centimeters, and a black mask for his men.

The next day, meet to compare experiences. The lover's mind:

Just-opened the door and I saw the body, heels and masked, shouted as
a wild, and I possessed four times right there on the floor ...

The running of bride, in turn, account:

-I got the body, heels and painted me but gave me some embarrassment,
and I got a robe on top. When he arrived at the apartment, and I opened my gown, was
like crazy and he filled me with kisses, and went to bed, where did the
Love twice in a row ...

The married, growls and account:

Well, I also got the body of black leather, heels and painted me
Eye black. The fat man came to my husband jumped on the couch, grabbed
the remote control and shouted: EHHH, BATMAN, WHAT for dinner?

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Mar
27th

A toaster for floppy diskettes and a toast

It is clear that not everyone has talents or skills to be a good computer, as you see in this joke chart is not the same as a toaster to a floppy drive, but surely more than an already happened ...

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Mar
6th

Marketing Lessons

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In a major party office. There comes a time when the draw.
Among those attending was a mute.
The manager makes the winning ticket from a van 4 × 4 !!!!!

"He earns the 2440"

The silent looks and his ticket was 2440.
"Hum, hum, hum!", While trying to break through among the nearly three thousand attendees to claim your prize, but nobody in repairing the poor dumb.
"The 2440, on the one!"
The dumb, desperate, continued turning away people with their hands and moaning "Hum hum, hum!", But no one gave him a ball.
"The 2440, the two!"
The move, seeing it not arrive in time to claim your prize, in a desperate act got off the closure, took out his penis and showed it to the secretary of the manager.
Molly, the clerk began to shout: THE MUTE THE BAG!! ... ... ... ..¡¡¡¡ THE MUTE THE BAG!!

Moral:

BE CREATIVE IN YOUR WORK TO EVEN IN ADVERSE SITUATIONS ... .. LE solve many problems.

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