Dear husband:
I am writing this letter to tell you that I have decided to leave, for the sake of the two. I've been a good woman for you these seven years, and yet I can not say anything good that I have touched me. These last two weeks have been hell: Today, your boss called me to tell me who had resigned to work and that was the last thing I could bear. Last week, came home and did not mention anything about my haircut, or the arrangement of my nails; kitchen your favorite food and even premiered a new nightgown, but you, come home, as in two minutes and you left directly to bed after seeing the party of fútbol.Ya I never say that you love me and even caresses me. Or are you kidding me with another or no longer want me. Anyway, I want you to go and neglect. PD No. seek. Your brother and I moved to Baracaldo together. Que te vaya bien Your Ex-wife. Dear Ex-wife: Do not you know that joy has caused me to receive your letter. It is true that you and I have been married 7 years, but that does not mean you've been a good woman. Quite the contrary. You'll see… I see so many football matches to try to stifle boredom that I caused your constant complaints and bad attitudes. That unfortunate that our marriage did not work, because I team. Of course I noticed that you'd cut his hair and the first thing that came to my mind was: 'Shit, if it looks like a man!'… But my mother taught me that if I can not say something good about somebody , It is better not say anything. When cooking my favorite dish, there must be confused with my brother, because I stopped eating pork for almost 7 years. I went to dormircuando you put that nightgown, because the price tag was still attached to the garment and prayed outside asking coincidence that my brother I borrowed U.S. $ 50 that morning when the label marked 49.99. However, as you still loved, I thought that we could still resolve what our case, when I discovered that he had been the sole winner of the lotus ten million, renounce my job to take all the time for you and also bought two tickets for Jamaica. But when I got home, you and you'd gone. Everything happens for good reason, I think. I hope you have the life they always wanted. My lawyer said that thanks to the letter I left off, or will not receive a penny, so much Cuidate.
PD. Ah, I do not know if you ever commented this before, but my brother, Carlos, when he was born, was named Carla. I am confident that this will not be a problem.
Signed, Rico and Free!
¡¡¡¡¡ TOOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAA !!!!!
