A drunk on a train has an altercation with a lady and ending the discussion on the type tells the lady: "old ugly" and the woman says, "Drunk" and he replied, but this looks to me that this is going to be me pass .-

This is a drunk grabbed a lantern gives you a sissy by the ass and gives 100pta to 10 minutes is the drunk at a wine bar and asked what had just returned to the lamp and turn the fag gives and gives again twenty other hard returns to the bar and asks another wine leaves and returns to the lamp reaches the fag again while at the drunk enters the bar and tells the
q. waiter. oto, said the wine drunk is not a coca cola q ponme this wine I fuck your ass.

There were two drunks who were walking down the railroad tracks and told each other compared to "pausing not to train with one hand and the other replied that if the train arrives, and you do piece and the other stays com aterrorosado.
Last time I arrive in the village fair and there is the comparison trenesito destroying a little boy who turns around and gave it arrives at the charge and says it does oigame-you because I destroyed my train and it was answered ---
that these must be killed since young that are very large untapped.

Two drunk at 4 in the morning in the car and told each other care that comes a curve or enclosed and he replied clear at this hour is not going to be open.

A drunk reaching the goal of his block and starts chopping the ringers:
- Hey, that her husband at home
- Yes, replied a lady
So ten times more, until one tells you no, to which he responds:
- Maria abreme therefore I am

This was a drunk who was entered in Alcoholics Anonymous after a while he gave a relapse, and called on the phone said guen nights with Alcoholics Anonymous, if you sir, booorremee.